tuxedodemon:

tinyghostbones:

why is someone’s pregnancy even a public thing like

going up to a stranger and being all ‘WHEN ARE YOU DUE’

People actually get offended if you ask them this…?

News to me.

Asking is better than assuming.

(Source: princesschikadee)

Someday I will have my uterus removed and put it in a jar so I never have to deal with periods or pregnancy and I’ll have a nice decoration for my room.

statehate:

du4ne:

the epitome of a plot twist

trying not to laugh in class omg

catbountry:

tangmelon:

megamindstoned420:

ohmyuser:

rectumofglory:

iwantalion:

o.o how do you digest food..everything is all squished

oh christ this means if i ever get pregnant my ileostomy will be like under my boobs…….. GR8 :|

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING

i am never getting pregnant

Okay?

Why are people disgusted by this? Has no one ever noticed that THIS IS COMPLETELY NATURAL? It does look like getting pregnant will squish all your internal organs, that is true, but dude women have been getting pregnant since the beginning of humanity. The human body is tougher than it looks, guys. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DIE, oh my god.

You mean you don’t find the human body naturally horrifying and disgusting?

havesomecrackpairings:

WHAT. WHAT. WHAT?! 

HOW WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A THING?!?!?!?!

I LAUGHED AND THEN STARTED COUGHING THANK YOU.

(Source: mindcannons-airship)

adamaii:

another thing i think about in bed

“i’ve never seen a pregnant anime woman before”

The only time I’ve ever seen an obviously pregnant woman (belly bulge and everything) was in a hentai.

Japan may have a weird “decency” thing with it.

(Source: maplemalt)

test-tube-baby:

I saw this as a response to something that was on my dash just now and I can’t stop saying wat.

Here is a link to what Postpartum Depression is, by the way, in case people don’t know: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0004481/

THEY WAS PREGNANT WITH TEH ANIMES APPARENTLY.

And this is why we don’t self-diagnose, kids!

cartoonpolitics:

News that teen pregnancies are highest in states with ‘abstinence only’ policies

I’m not sure how this is news, as this has pretty much been a proven thing for a while now, from what I’ve seen.

Then again, it probably is news for some people.

textsfrombennett:

Bennett defies science

How can I can proper grammar?